Information to be added when Katya develops an attention span.
Information to be added after Katya finishes loving Ari so much. (Note: that is never going to happen.)
Information to be added after Katya stops obsessing with penis and Maria. (Note: this is never going to happen.)
GET OUT YOU TWO
Certain sources would like to indicate that that's not what you said last night.
Would certain sources know how she screamed Maria's name last night?
That's different, she usually screams...someone else's.
That name would be ARI OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD.
YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL
I BET MARIA WAS BETTER
Certain sources would like to choose this moment to sexily slide on sunglasses.
I JUST CAME.
Oh man, you better clean up. Katya might get angry.
No she likes my bodily juices. She told me so.
WHY AM I THE WIKI BICYCLE ALL OF A SUDDEN (stop editblocking me)
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT. And scream our names. But mostly Maria's. Who is NOT me.
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PLEASE THE ONLY RED IN THIS PAGE IS FROM YOUR GIANT BUSH. WHAT.
omg you guys i swear to god
i'd hit that